Larry Laprise Died!

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With all the sadness and trauma going on in the world at the moment, it is worth reflecting on the death of a very important person, which almost went unnoticed last week.

 

 

 

 

Larry LaPrise, the man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died peacefully at the age of 93. The most traumatic part for his family was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in. And then the trouble started.

Shut up. You know it's funny.  

From my mom.

> HOW TO POOP AT WORK
> We've all been there but don't like to admit it. As
> much as we try to
> convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK-POOP is
> inevitable. For those who
> hate pooping at work, the following is the Survival
> Guide for taking a
> dump at work.
>
> CROP DUSTING:
> When farting, you walk briskly around the office so
> the smell is not in
> your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't
> know where it came
> from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until
> the full fart has
> been expelled. Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure
> the smell has left
> your pants.
>
> FLY BY:
> This is the act of scouting out a bathroom before
> pooping. Walk in and
> check for other poopers. If there are others in the
> bathroom, leave and
> come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT
> FLYER. People may
> become suspicious if they catch you constantly going
> into the bathroom.
>
> ESCAPEE:
> This is a fart that slips out while taking a leak at
> the urinal or
> forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually
> accompanied by a sudden wave
> of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do no
> acknowledge it.
> Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next
> to the farter at the
> urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an
> escapee. It is
> uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or
> laughing makes both
> parties feel uneasy.
>
> JAILBREAK:
> When forcing a poop, several farts slip out at a
> machine gun pace. This
> is usually a side effect o f diarrhea or a hangover.
> If this should
> happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until
> everyone has left the
> bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what
> just occurred.
>
> COURTESY FLUSH:
> The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poop
> hits the water. This
> reduces the amount of air-time the poop has to stink
> up the
> bathroom.This can help you avoid being caught doing
> the WALK OF SHAME.
>
> WALK OF SHAME:
> Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door
> after you have just
> stunk the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable
> moment if someone
> walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to
> pretend that the
> smell does not exist. This very uncomfortable walk
> can be avoided with
> the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.
>
> OUT OF THE CLOSET POOPER:
> This is a colleague who poops at work and is damn
> proud of it.You will
> often see an Out Of The Closet Pooper enter the
> bathroom with a
> newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always
> look around the
> office for the Out Of The Closet Pooper before
> entering the bathroom.
>
> THE POOPING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N):
> A group of co-workers who band together to ensure
> emergency pooping goes
> off without incident. This group can help you to
> monitor the whereabouts
> of Out Of The Closet Poopers, and identify SAFE
> HAVENS.
>
> SAFE HAVENS:
> A Safe Haven is a seldom-used bathroom somewhere in
> the building where
> you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are
> predominantly of the
> opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooper
> of your sex entering
> the bathroom.
>
> TURD BURGLAR:
> This is someone who does not realize that you are in
> the stall and tries
> to force the door open. This is one of the most
> shocking and vulnerable
> moments that can occur when taking a poop at work If
> this occurs, remain
> in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way
> you will avoid all
> uncomfortable eye contact.
>
> ASTAIRE:
>
> An Astaire is a subtle toe-tap that is used to alert
> potential Turd
> Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will
> remove all doubt that
> the stall is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave
> the bathroom
> immediately so the pooper can poop in peace.
>
> WATERMELON:
>
> A watermelon is a big poop that creates a loud
> splash when hitting the
> toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident.
> I f you feel a
> Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See
> CAMO-COUGH.
>
> CAMO-COUGH:
>
> A phony cough that alerts all new entrants into the
> bathroom that you
> are in a stall is called a Camo-Cough. This can be
> used to cover-up a
> WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. The
> Camo-Cough is very
> effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE.
>
> HAVANA OMELET:
>
> A case of diarrhea that creates a series of loud
> splashes in the
> toiletwater. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try
> using a Camo-Cough
> with an Astaire.
>
> UNCLE JOHN:
>
> An Uncle John is a bathroom user who seems to linger
> around forever.
> This person could spend ! extended lengths of time
> in front of the
> mirror or sitting on the pot. An Uncle John makes it
> difficult to relax
> while on the crapper, as you should always wait to
> poop when the
> bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as
> other bathroom
> attendees.
>

BYE

Jam

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